I was woken up by the phone again today. Second time in a week. The first time was an automated call from the Lowell PD last Friday about the snow parking ban. THAT call came at 7:10. Thanks guys, but I don't park on the street, you do really don't need to call me about the parking ban. This time the phone rang at 9:00. But I had been up past ( Read more... )

When I had my annual physical last year, it was the week after Christmas. When we did my bloodwork, I said, “I’ve been eating crap all month, we should just go ahead and schedule a follow up blood draw, because my numbers are going to be crap.” (and they were).

I thought my doctor’s appointment was yesterday. But when I got to the doctor’s ( Read more... )

I am really having one of those "Men are fricking assholes" days.

( Dudes may want to avert their eyes )